Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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