why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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