You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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