I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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