just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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