windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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