somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
