His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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