so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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