If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
