if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
She needs sedatives and a leash
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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