her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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