Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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