Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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