help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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