I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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