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a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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