Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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