he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
