i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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