I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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