I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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