apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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