Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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