So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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