There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
