Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I smell like Dick and happiness
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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