Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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