wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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