our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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