at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
tell me about the fingering
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