shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
The dick lei will go down in squad history
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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