Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

Because ur a stupid bitch

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Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.

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(613): View more from Ontario

My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?

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(409): View more from Texas

I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?

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(541): View more from Oregon

So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?

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(415): View more from California

I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED

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(410): View more from Maryland

Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.

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