S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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