Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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