Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
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