i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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