I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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