Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Randomize
