her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Randomize
