I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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