Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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