I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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