my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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