love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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