i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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