i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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