is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I have peed in a lot of sinks
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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