I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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