plz talk dirty to me
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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