if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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