now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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